Are you tired of being bossed around by your feline overlord? Do you wish you could just tell it what to do? Look no further! Our Remote Control Feline Mind Reader is here to help you tap into the secret thoughts of your feline friends.
Simply focus your mind, and our state-of-the-art telepathic technology will read your cat's thoughts in real-time.
But wait, there's more! Our system also comes equipped with a built-in catnip dispenser, because, let's face it, cats are all about the benjamins.
Want to know what your cat is thinking? Click here for our comprehensive manual.
Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, try this for some advanced settings.