Today, we have another tale of woe from the great and powerful Troll King, Balthazar McTrollface.
Balthazar was having a terrible time trying to get his morning coffee because the coffee machine had been possessed by a mischievous spirit.
He tried everything: unplugging it, banging it with a hammer, even performing an exorcism with a can of Lysol. But still, it just wouldn't brew.
Just as he was about to give up, he remembered a wise old troll proverb: "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But if life gives you a possessed coffee machine, just make a really strong pot of tea."
Balthazar took this to heart and brewed the strongest tea in all the land. But little did he know, his troubles were only just beginning.
For in the world of trolls, there is no greater sin than a lack of caffeine. And now, the great Balthazar McTrollface was in for a world of hurt...
Tea Time Tales: A spinoff series where we explore the more...refined side of troll culture.