Welcome, gullible readers, to Troll Tales' infamous Clue 2! Where the most baffling mystery of the century is finally, sort of, kind of, kind of solved.
But wait, it's not just a simple puzzle, no, no, no. It's a web of deceit, a labyrinth of lies, a... a... a rabbit hole!
It's a case that's been puzzling us for years: what happened to all the socks in the world? Where did they go? Did they get eaten by the washing machine's evil spirit? Or did they simply decide to escape to a parallel universe?
Stay tuned for more updates, as we dig deeper into the heart of the matter. And, of course, for more footnotes and meta-footnotes!
And don't forget to check out our latest related stories: "The Great Sock Conspiracy," "The Mysterious Case of the Missing Socks (a sequel)," and "The Sock Puppet Revolution." They're all even more baffling than this one!