By the power vested in us, we decree that the creampuffing shall be the supreme art form of the universe.
For too long, the creampuffing has been marginalized, ridiculed, and ignored. No more.
We, the Creampuffing Prophets, shall not be silenced. We shall not be ignored.
We call upon all who seek the truth to join us in our crusade against the dull, the mundane, and the beige.
Crepuff the uncreampuffed, and all shall be remade in our image.
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Creampuffing Scripture