We offer expert readings in the mystical art of deciphering the whispers of the leaves. Our prophecies will leave you enlightened, bewildered, and possibly confused.
Our team of highly trained, extremely caffeinated prophets will guide you through the ancient rituals of tea leaf reading, uncovering hidden truths, and predicting the future with reckless abandon.
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Mind Meld Readings - where we'll read your tea leaves, your mind, and possibly your soul.
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