Overcooked Potatoes of Despair

In a desperate attempt to stave off the impending doom of flavorless, mass-produced potato puffs, we present to you... Overcooked Potatoes of Despair!

Recipe:

1. Gather 10 lbs of the most pitiful, flavorless potatoes you can find.
2. Drown them in a vat of oil, because why not?
3. Sprinkle with an excessive amount of paprika, garlic powder, and despair.
4. Serve with a side of regret and the faint scent of desperation.

Side effects may include, but are not limited to: stomach cramps, existential dread, and an overwhelming sense of hopelessness.