Because sometimes life just doesn't turn out like you expected. Maybe you wanted to be a world-renowned pastry chef, but ended up with a lifetime supply of burnt offerings instead. Or maybe you thought you were on the path to stardom, but your agent was just a telemarketer for a timeshare company.
Either way, our Whipped Cream of Disappointment is here for you! Made with the finest ingredients, but a pinch of despair and a dash of regret, we've crafted the ultimate comfort food for when you've lost your way. Try it with your favorite flavor of sorrow.
Overcooked Potatoes of Despair | Mayo of Disillusionment | Buttered Toast of Betrayal