Cream Puffing: A Risky Business

Warning: This website contains content that may cause stomach discomfort, dairy product cravings, and existential dread.

Unpleasant Consequences

By cream puffing, you may be risking:

		*   Gastrointestinal upset from excessive dairy intake
		*   Uncontrollable urges to bake elaborate pastries
		*   Involuntary joining of online baking forums
		*   Increased risk of lactose intolerance
		*   Unsettling dreams of buttery landscapes
	

But hey, it's worth it, right?

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:

Engage in some ill-advised cream puffing experiments!