Tip #1: Don't-Add-Too-Much-Heavy-Cream

Listen, we get it. You like cream in your coffee. But trust us, friend. Too much cream is not the answer. It's like trying to solve world hunger with a pint of ice cream. It's just not how it works.

Here are a few signs you might be creampuffing:

• You're mainlining heavy cream by the pint.
• You're using it as a food substitute for your emotions.
• You've started a support group for fellow creampuffing victims.