Q: How do I tune into my cat's thoughts?
A: First, make sure you're sitting in a comfortable position with your feline companion.
Next, focus your thoughts and clear your mind (good luck with that).
Now, slowly build up to the point where your cat will deign to share their deepest, most intimate thoughts with you.
Q: What if my cat's thoughts are boring?
A: You're reading the mind of a feline. They're naturally going to be concerned with the intricacies of mouse hunting and napping.
But hey, at least they're not judging you for wearing those pleated pants.
Q: Can I use this mode for personal gain?
A: Uh, no. Don't do that.
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