We're not going to sugarcoat it: we've run out of cream. But fear not, dear customer, for we've devised a series of steps to rectify this situation.
Step 3: Conduct an audit of our cream supplies. Check our inventory, check our storage, check our cream-filled dreams. Is there a cream shortage? Or is it just a case of Cream Hoarder Syndrome?
Step 4: Develop a cream rationing plan
Step 5: Consider cream alternatives
Step 6: Pray for a cream miracle
Or, if all else fails, you can Step 7: Start a cream-themed support group and vent about your creamless woes with fellow cream enthusiasts.