FAQs and Frequently Asked Unanswerable Questions

We're here to help you with your creativity crisis, but don't say we didn't warn you.

What is a Creativity Crisis?

A creative drought of epic proportions, where you can't come up with anything original, and your last idea was a rehashing of a 1982 sitcom episode.

How do I get help?

Call us, we'll send a team of highly trained creativity crisis counselors to your location. If we can't fix it, we'll just give you a nice hug and a participation trophy.

Can I just pay for a quick fix?

We're not a vending machine, buddy. This is free. But if you want to buy our premium crisis package, it comes with a complimentary participation trophy and a 30% chance of actually being creative.