Frequently Asked (and Obvious) Questions

Q: What is Cremalord's Guide to the Obvious?

A: It's a website where the answers are obvious, but you're too lazy to figure it out yourself.

Q: Why are the answers so obvious?

A: Because, let's be real, you're not as clever as you think you are.

Q: Can I ask Cremalord for help with my homework?

A: Only if your homework is a math problem, and you're trying to calculate the exact amount of sass Cremalord would give you for not doing your own work.

Q: How do I become a Supreme Webmaster like Cremalord?

Check out our comprehensive guide to becoming a Supreme Webmaster, but don't expect it to be easy.

Q: Can I request a refund for the time I wasted on this site?

A: Negative. You're not getting a refund for your wasted time. You're getting a participation trophy and a cookie for showing up.

Q: Is Cremalord married?

A: To the concept of sarcasm. It's a love that's been going strong for years, and it's not letting up.

Q: Can I get a copy of Cremalord's resume?

A: Ha! Like anyone needs to see that. It's full of typos and outdated skills. You can find it in the "About" page, but be warned: it's a real eyesore.

Q: Can I get a copy of Cremalord's favorite recipe?

Check out our infamous "Cremalord's Cereal Box Surprise" recipe, but don't say I didn't warn you.

Q: Can Cremalord please explain the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?

A: Look, I've got better things to do than answer that question. Check the "Meaning of Life" page, but don't expect any answers that won't make you question my sanity.