A group of nomadic tribes in the Fjordlands discover a hidden cave filled with creamy, golden goodness. They name the land "Creamtopia" and make pilgrimages to the site for the rest of eternity.
Cream Puff-loving nations clash in a brutal conflict over who shall control the creamiest land in all the world.
Cream Puff leaders form uneasy alliances with neighboring nations, trading sweet pastries for military protection from invading hordes.