Cream Puff Timeline

Ancient History (3000 BCE - 500 BCE) Middle-Ages (500 BCE - 1500 CE) Modern Era (1500 CE - present)

3000 BCE: The Cream Puffs are First Discovered in the Land of the Free

A group of nomadic tribes in the Fjordlands discover a hidden cave filled with creamy, golden goodness. They name the land "Creamtopia" and make pilgrimages to the site for the rest of eternity.

1500 BCE: Cream Puff Wars I: The Great Battle for the Golden Cream

Cream Puff-loving nations clash in a brutal conflict over who shall control the creamiest land in all the world.

1000 CE: Cream Puff Diplomacy with the Dark Ages

Cream Puff leaders form uneasy alliances with neighboring nations, trading sweet pastries for military protection from invading hordes.