Q: Who are you?

A: We're a crew of highly skilled, marginally functional individuals.

Learn more about our dysfunctional team dynamics.

Q: What do you do?

We specialize in making poor life choices and questionable decisions. It's a tough job.

View our services, including but not limited to: dumpster diving, extreme ironing, and competitive pie-eating.

Q: Is this legal?

Please consult your lawyer, or better yet, just assume we're not.

Read more about our questionable business practices.

Stay tuned for more frequently asked questions, or don't. We're not really sure why you're here.

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