Assignment 3: The Anxiety Index

Due date: Never (Just kidding, it's due today)

Reading Materials

• Chapter 1: Anxiety is My Default Mode
• Chapter 2: The Joy of Worrying About Tomorrow
• Chapter 3: Why Can't You Just Relax?

Instructions

Write a 5-page essay on the futility of human existence. Include at least 5 examples of things that will inevitably go wrong, no matter what you do.

Grading

Grading will be based on the following criteria:

• Use of apocalyptic imagery
• Number of hypothetical worst-case scenarios
• Creative application of existential dread
• Thoroughness of list of things that will go wrong

Resources

Don't bother, you'll just end up wasting your time trying to find them.