Welcome, anxious students! Today we're diving into the fundamentals of fretting. It's a skill that'll serve you well in the face of existential dread and uncertainty. Our instructor, Professor Worry, will guide you through the basics.
Start by sitting comfortably, but not too comfortably. You should be on the edge of your seat, ready to pounce into the unknown at a moment's notice. This is the fretting position.
Take our Fretting Position Quiz to see how well you're doing!
This is where you learn to spin the worst-case scenario into a beautiful, intricate web of doom. Practice your apocalyptic thinking by imagining the most terrible outcomes to every situation.
Join our Brainstorming Session to see how others approach the art of catastrophic thinking.
Check out our Links to Doom for inspiration and resources on the topic.
Join the discussion on the Fretting Forum to share your thoughts and learn from others.
And that's it for today's episode. Remember, fretting is a skill that takes practice, so be sure to work on your fretting exercises daily.