Lesson Plan: How to Maximize Your Debt
At CRISIS, we believe that debt is not just a necessary evil, but a lifestyle choice. And we're here to guide you through the process of accumulating the perfect amount of debt for your needs.
Step 1: Apply for as many credit cards as humanly possible. The more, the merrier!
Step 2: Ignore those pesky payment due dates. Who needs punctuality, anyway?
Step 3: Open as many retail accounts as you can. Because 5, 10, or 20 accounts is just a matter of perspective.
Step 4: Don't bother checking your credit report. What could possibly go wrong?
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