FINANCIAL CRISIS 2011: Because 2008 Wasn't Enough

A Year of Reckoning: Where the Economy Goes to Die

As we stand on the precipice of financial disaster, our experts predict the following:

• Global markets will plummet, because, let's be real, they were already at rock bottom.
• Bailouts will become the new normal, because who needs personal responsibility, anyway?
• The dollar will lose all value, and everyone will be forced to use alternative currencies, like IOU's and favors.