Assignment 2: The Agony of the To-Do List

Objective:

Using only your most primal, caveman-like instincts, create a to-do list for the next 5 days. Yes, you, a 21st-century human, must revert back to the Stone Age for this exercise.

Day 1: Gather berries and nuts for sustenance. Make sure to avoid saber-toothed tigers and other large predators.

Day 2: Build a shelter using only sticks and twine. It must be strong enough to withstand the harsh winds of the savannah.

Day 3: Find a source of fresh water. Don't drink from the same stream twice, or you might get the water-borne illness.

Day 4: Learn to make fire without getting your fur too close to the flames. Practice, practice, practice!

Day 5: Create a crude tool to hunt and gather more resources. Don't worry if it looks like a deformed club, it's all about the effort, caveman!

Remember, the key to success in the Stone Age is to never give up, never give in, and never, ever use a planner.