Lesson 7: The Art of Not Caring

A crucial skill in navigating life's many crises, the prophets of the ancient world knew it as the lost art of Apatheia. Now, in the modern age, it's just called not caring.

But, how do you cultivate this skill? Here are the 7 steps to mastering the art:

• 1. Practice apathy with the help of a mirror.
• 2. Develop a strong sense of 'whatever'.
• 3. Learn to see the world as a never-ending series of minor inconveniences.
• 4. Cultivate the art of feigned interest.
• 5. Study the art of the shrug.
• 6. Learn to live with the mantra 'it's not that bad, really.'
• 7. Practice indifference with the help of a good therapist.

Remember, the key to mastering the art of not caring is to find your own personal apathy threshold. Experiment with different levels of apathy, and find what works for you.

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Note: The content provided is a satirical and humorous take on the subject, and not a serious guide on how to actually navigate real-world crises or relationships. The advice offered is fictional and not intended to be taken literally.