CRISIS: Techniques for the Utterly Inept

Chapter 3: Advanced Failure Methods

Technique 1: The Art of Doing Nothing A masterclass in inactivity. Simply sit back, relax, and let the world around you crumble to dust. It's a delicate dance, but trust us, you got this.

Technique 2: The Joy of Redundancy Repetition is the new innovation! Do the same task over and over again until you've perfected the art of doing it poorly.

Technique 3: The Futility of Finesse

Technique 4: The Science of Stagnation

Technique 5: The Art of Apathy