Self-Loathing 101: The Art of Loving to Hate

Welcome to Self-Loathing 101, where you'll learn to love the things you love to hate. Yes, you read that right. Our expert instructors will guide you through the intricacies of despising everything and anything. By the end of the course, you'll be an expert at finding fault in even the smallest of pleasures.

Course Outline

• Unit 1: The Basics of Begrudging Acceptance
• Unit 2: Advanced Techniques in Finding Fault
• Unit 3: Mastering the Art of Passive-Aggressive Complaining
• Unit 4: Specialized Training in the Science of Self-Inflicted Suffering
• Unit 5: Capstone Project: Write a 10-page essay on why your neighbor's lawn is a travesty

Required Reading:

• The Art of Loving to Hate by Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth
• The Self-Loathing Bible by Anonymous
• Passive-Aggressive: A User's Guide by J. Doe