Technique 102: The Solution is Not Actually a Solution

Because, let's be real, it's just a fancy way of saying "we're all doomed".

But seriously, folks, here are some actual techniques you might find useful:

• Technique 101: The Art of Failure
• Technique 103: Identifying the Problem

And if you're feeling extra adventurous, try the Experiment 9999: The "We're-All-Dead-Anyway" Protocol.