Warning: This Technique is Extremely Hazardous to Your Mental Health
Technique 103 involves staring intensely at a single point for an extended period, waiting for the universe to reveal its secrets.
Warning: Side effects include but are not limited to:
- Catastrophic existential dread
- Unrelenting boredom
- Rapidly declining mental faculties
For best results, repeat the following mantra: "I will wait, I will wait, I will wait..."
Proceed to Technique 104: The Art of Worrying About Everything Return to Technique 102: The Technique of Repeatedly Checking Your Watch