Emergency Services

Crisis Management: Because adulting is hard.

Are you experiencing a crisis? Do you need to make a decision that will change the course of human history? Or maybe you just need help with your cat? We've got you covered.

Our team of highly trained professionals (just kidding, they're just interns) will guide you through the process, provide you with a shoulder to cry on, and offer you a free hug.

But wait, there's more!

• Counseling: Because talking to a stranger about your feelings is always a good idea.
• Memes: For when you just can't adult.
• Emergency Snacks: Because a bag of chips is the answer to all of life's problems.