Crisis Level: 11/10
Feature 1: Automated Self-Loops
Get stuck in an infinite loop of crisis management with our patented Self-Loop feature!
Feature 2: Sarcasm Mode
Tired of being serious about crises? Enable Sarcasm Mode for a healthy dose of eye-rolling humor!
Feature 3: AI-Generated Self-Pity Party
Unleash the full power of our AI-driven Self-Pity Party feature for an existential crisis like no other!