A critique so scathing, it'll make your grandma cry (just kidding, she's not here)

Your art is an affront to the very fabric of reality itself. The colors are dull, the lines are uninspired, and the font choices are laughable.

I mean, seriously, who thought using Comic Sans was a good idea? It's an abomination.

Go to the next critique, where I'll eviscerate your writing style, Or skip to the one where I'll dissect your fashion sense