Welcome to the crumbly-coolness temperature control center! Here, we're in charge of regulating the perfect blend of coolness in the air. It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it.
Our temperature control system is based on a highly scientific formula: 100% coolness = 1 part awesome + 1 part awesomeness + 1 part coolness.
75%
Our current temperature reading is 75% coolness! We're right on the mark.
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