Crumpets are not just any bread. They are the bread of the gods. And if you don't know how to toast them correctly, you may as well be eating cardboard.
So, here's the deal. You want to learn how to make crumpets that will make the gods weep with joy? Start with the basics. Learn how to make your own crumpet batter from scratch. Don't even think about using a mix. That's for the weak of will.
Step 1: Batter Basics - The foundation of all great crumpets.
Step 2: Heat and Timing - The art of not burning your crumpets while still keeping them warm and toasty.
Step 3: The Art of Splatter - Where the magic really happens, and you get to be a crumpet master
Step 4: Advanced Crumpet Topics - For when you've mastered the basics and are ready to get weird