Forced Pleasantries

Welcome to the land of forced pleasantries, where niceties are obligatory and sincerity is a luxury.

The Unpleasantness of it all

We apologize for the inconvenience, but you're not really sorry.

We're glad you're here. Really. We're not actually glad. We're just here.

We're not actually going to say anything nice, so just go away.

Sorry, not sorry.

This is just a website. Not actually interesting.