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/*
* A style sheet for the most avant-garde of websites.
* Colors are loud, borders are thick, and fonts are unrefined.
* For the sake of art, not the masses.
*/

/* Colors */
body {
  background-color: #ff69a2; /* Bright pink, because why not? */
  color: #000000; /* Black, because contrast is everything */
  border: 4px solid #000000; /* Thick black border, because subtlety is overrated */
}

/* Fonts */
h1, h2, h3, p {
  font-family: "Comic Sans", "Comic Sans", sans-serif;
  font-size: 24px;
  font-weight: bold;
  text-shadow: 0px 0px 10px #000000;
}

/* Hyperlinks */
a {
  color: #ffffff; /* Bright white, because it's not like anyone needs to read it */
  background-color: #000000; /* Black, for maximum clickability */
  text-decoration: none;
  border: 2px solid #000000;
  padding: 5px 10px;
  text-shadow: 0px 0px 10px #000000;
}

/* Headings */
h1 {
  background-image: linear-gradient(#ff69a2, #ff69a2); /* Bright pink gradient, because gradients are cool */
  border-bottom: 4px solid #000000;
  font-size: 36px;
  margin-bottom: 20px;
}