You shall find a new sock in the washing machine. - Socrates
Or maybe not. Like, who knows?
See another one! Or maybe I'm just messing with you
The best way to get rid of a hangover is to drink more.
Or just eat a whole pizza by yourself.
No really, try the pizza
There's a good chance you're reading this because you're bored at work.
Or because you just wanted to see if this was a thing.
Or maybe you just want to see more of this mess