Fortune of the Day

You shall find a new sock in the washing machine. - Socrates

Or maybe not. Like, who knows?

See another one! Or maybe I'm just messing with you A picture of Socrates

Fortune 2

The best way to get rid of a hangover is to drink more.

Or just eat a whole pizza by yourself.

No really, try the pizza A picture of a pizza

Fortune 3

There's a good chance you're reading this because you're bored at work.

Or because you just wanted to see if this was a thing.

Or maybe you just want to see more of this mess A picture of a bored person