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Policies

Policy 1: Don't Touch the Coffee Machine

It's not a toy, don't touch it. It's a coffee machine, not a pet rock.

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Policy 2: No Whistling in the Office

It's not a concert hall, don't make a racket.

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Policy 3: Use the Stairs, Don't Take the Elevator

It's not a game, don't try to break the record.

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