Welcome, traveler, to the Pointless Committee's website, where the art of doing nothing is elevated to an exquisitely high level.
We're a group of highly trained, highly paid individuals who have dedicated our lives to the pursuit of the utterly unnecessary. Our motto? "We're here, we're not, and we don't care."
Our committee members are a diverse and talented group of individuals who have mastered the art of doing the opposite of what you want. Want something done quickly? We'll make it slow. Want something cheap? We'll make it expensive. Want something simple? We'll make it complicated. Meet our team.
Stay tuned for regular updates on our latest and greatest (or least exciting) endeavors.
Pointless Committee: Where the line between sanity and madness is blurred.