Quantum Socks are a new class of socks that exist in a state of quantum superposition, allowing them to be in multiple colors, patterns, and textures simultaneously.
This means that a single pair of Quantum Socks can be both striped and polka-dotted, or argyle and plaid, all at the same time.
Quantum Socks are not actually real. Or are they? Maybe they are? Maybe they're just a bunch of nonsense. But wouldn't it be cool if they were real?