Revolutionary Tacos: A Guide by Lenin the Lime

By the powers vested in me, I, Lenin the Lime, have deemed it necessary to create a comprehensive guide on how to make the perfect revolutionary taco.

Step 1: Gather Your Ingredients

As any self-respecting revolutionary knows, you can't start a revolution without the right fuel. Gather the following ingredients:

• 1 lb of organic, locally-sourced, gluten-free, vegan, non-GMO, artisanal, hand-rolled corn tortillas
• 2 cups of freshly picked, hand-washed, artisanal, small-batch, heirloom tomatoes
• 1/2 cup of hand-crafted, locally-made, organic, cold-press, extra-virgin olive oil
• 1/2 cup of locally-sourced, grass-fed, humanely-tended, antibiotic-free, free-range chicken, ground
• 1 tsp of artisanal, fair-trade, organic, hand-harvested cumin

And, of course, don't forget the secret ingredient: a dash of anarchy.

Now, let's get cooking!

Step 2: Assemble Your Tacos

Once you have your ingredients, it's time to assemble your tacos. This is where the magic happens.

To assemble your tacos, you'll need to:

1. Place a spoonful of the corn tortilla on a plate.
2. Sprinkle a dash of the chicken over the tortilla.
3. Add a spoonful of the tomatoes.
4. Drizzle the olive oil over the top.
5. Finish it off with a sprinkle of cumin.

And voila! Your taco is ready to take over the world!

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