A declaration of the principles that guide us in our pursuit of the perfect, most excellent taco.
Article I: The Right to Free Tacos for All
We, the people, demand the right to a taco for every meal, and the freedom to top it with whatever we please.
Article II: The Power of Tacos to Unite
Tacos are the great unifier of cultures, bringing together the disparate elements of society under the banner of their glorious, cheesy goodness.
Article III: The Importance of Taco Tuesday
Taco Tuesday shall be a national holiday, a day of celebration and feasting on the sacred, crunchy shell.