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Couch Potatoes of the World, Unite!

Our Mission:

We are the proud defenders of the art of doing nothing. Our mission is to spread the gospel of relaxation, to evangelize the virtue of idleness, and to bring together the scattered remnants of society who dare to dream of a world where the most productive thing you do all day is eat a whole pizza by yourself.

Read more about our Parasitic Relationship with the Fridge

A sloth in a hammock, surrounded by pizza

Get in touch with us:

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