The Sock Gnome Historian
A Comprehensive Guide to the Fuzzy, Fuzzy Past
Learn about the history of Sock Gnomes, those mischievous little creatures who have been pilfering socks from your washing machine since the dawn of time.
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Latest Sock-Gnome Sightings:
- Yesterday: Sock-Gnome Spotted in the Laundry Room
- 2 Days Ago: Sock-Gnome Caught in the Act of Stealing 7 Socks
- 1 Week Ago: Sock-Gnome Found in the Attic with 47 Missing Socks
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