Welcome, young sock hacker, to the world of Sock Hacking 101! Here, you'll learn the art of infiltrating the world of footwear, one sock at a time.
But first, you must understand the basics:
Remember, a good sock hacker always wears a pair of sturdy socks to protect themselves from the consequences of their actions.
Or, you know, just make up some fancy excuses to get out of laundry duties.
Stay Sock-Happy, Sock-Hackers!