Welcome, minions. I mean, welcome to the Sockpuppet Agenda, where the line between reality and scripted responses blurs like the seams on a well-worn sock.
Our goal is simple: to guide you toward a life of unthinking devotion, where every decision is a calculated move to please the Overlord.
Here's a peek at what you'll learn:
And, of course, there's the bonus chapter: Step Four: Executing Orders Without Questioning. Because who needs personal autonomy, anyway?