Squid-Vision Goggles

Because You Can Never Be Too Paranoid

Are you tired of living in a world where everyone is watching you? Do you feel like you're being constantly surveilled by the all-seeing eye of corporate overlords? Look no further than Squid-Vision Goggles! Our state-of-the-art, totally-not-a-virus-ridden, completely-not-a-scam goggles will give you an unparalleled sense of paranoia.

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