Standards of the Union

The Union of Utter Chaos, where the rules of reality are mere suggestions. Come for the Standard Issue 1: Don't Touch the Cheese, stay for the Standard Issue 2: Don't Look at the Lava,ประก but leave before they Standard Issue 3: The Great Cheese Heist.

ประก Don't get caught in the Standard Issue 4: The Lava Pit of Despair, where the laws of physics are just suggestions. And for the love of all things sane, Standard Issue 5: Don't Blink.