css
body {
  background-color: #f0f0f0;
  font-family: 'Bebas Neue', sans-serif;
  font-size: 16px;
  line-height: 1.5;
  color: #333;
  background-image: linear-gradient(90deg, #333, #f7f7f7);
  background-size: 100px 100px;
  padding: 10px;
  margin: 10px 20px;
  border: 4px solid #000;
  border-radius: 0 0 10px 10px;
}

h1 {
  margin: 10px 0;
  padding: 10px 20px;
  border: 2px solid #fff;
  background-color: #333;
  text-align: center;
  color: #f0f0f0;
  font-size: 24px;
  font-weight: bold;
  text-shadow: 2px 2px 2px #000;
  border-radius: 4px 4px 0 0;
}

h2 {
  margin: 20px 0;
  padding: 10px 20px 0;
  border: 2px solid #fff;
  background-color: #f7f7f7;
  text-align: center;
  color: #333;
  font-size: 20px;
  font-weight: bold;
  text-shadow: 2px 2px 2px #000;
  border-radius: 4px 4px 4px 0;
}

h3 {
  margin: 20px 0 10px 0;
  padding: 10px 20px 0;
  border: 2px solid #fff;
  background-color: #fff;
  text-align: center;
  color: #333;
  font-size: 20px;
  font-weight: bold;
  text-shadow: 2px 2px 2px #000;
  border-radius: 4px 4px 4px 4px;
  background-image: linear-gradient(45deg, #fff, #f7f7f7);
}

p {
  margin: 10px 0;
  padding: 10px 20px;
  border: 2px solid #000;
  background-color: #f0f0f0;
  text-align: center;
  color: #333;
  font-size: 18px;
  line-height: 1.5;
  text-shadow: 2px 2px 2px #000;
  border-radius: 4px 4px 4px 4px;
}

a {
  text-decoration: none;
  color: #333;
  background-color: #fff;
  padding: 10px 20px;
  border: 2px solid #000;
  border-radius: 4px 4px 4px 4px;
  text-shadow: 2px 2px 2px #000;
  background-image: linear-gradient(45deg, #fff, #f7f7f7);
}

/* 
 *   This is a very special, very rare, very elite subscription to the most exclusive club in all the land
 *   It's like a private jet, a personal butler, and a never-ending supply of artisanal, small-batch
 *   artisanal cheese and crackers. You'll be the envy of all your friends and acquaintances as you
 *   sip champagne and enjoy the finer things in life. Don't bother applying. You're not worthy.
 */

h1 {
  margin: 20px 0;
  padding: 10px 20px;
  border: 2px solid #fff;
  background-color: #f7f7f7;
  text-align: center;
  color: #333;
  font-size: 20px;
  font-weight: bold;
  text-shadow: 2px 2px 2px #000;
  border-radius: 4px 4px 4px 4px;
  background-image: linear-gradient(45deg, #f7f7f7, #fff);
}

h2 {
  margin: 10px 0;
  padding: 10px 20px 0;
  border: 2px solid #fff;
  background-color: #333;
  text-align: center;
  color: #f0f0f0;
  font-size: 20px;
  font-weight: bold;
  text-shadow: 2px 2px 2px #000;
  border-radius: 4px 4px 4px 0;
}

h3 {
  margin: 10px 0 20px 0;
  padding: 10px 20px 0;
  border: 2px solid #fff;
  background-color: #f7f7f7;
  text-align: center;
  color: #333;
  font-size: 20px;
  font-weight: bold;
  text-shadow: 2px 2px 2px #000;
  border-radius: 4px 4px 4px 4px;
  background-image: linear-gradient(45deg, #f7f7f7, #fff);
}

p {
  margin: 20px 0;
  padding: 10px 20px;
  border: 2px solid #000;
  background-color: #f0f0f0;
  text-align: center;
  color: #333;
  font-size: 18px;
  line-height: 1.5;
  text-shadow: 2px 2px 2px #000;
  border-radius: 4px 4px 4px 4px;
  background-image: linear-gradient(45deg, #f0f0f0, #f7f7f7);
}

a {
  text-decoration: none;
  color: #333;
  background-color: #fff;
  padding: 10px 20px;
  border: 2px solid #000;
  border-radius: 4px 4px 4px 4px;
  text-shadow: 2px 2px 2px #000;
  background-image: linear-gradient(45deg, #fff, #f7f7f7);
}

h2 {
  margin: 0;
  padding: 20px 20px 10px 20px;
  border: 2px solid #fff;
  background-color: #f7f7f7;
  text-align: center;
  color: #333;
  font-size: 20px;
  font-weight: bold;
  text-shadow: 2px 2px 2px #000;
  border-radius: 4px 4px 4px 4px;
  background-image: linear-gradient(45deg, #f7f7f7, #fff);
}

h3 {
  margin: 20px 0 10px 0;
  padding: 10px 20px 0;
  border: 2px solid #fff;
  background-color: #333;
  text-align: center;
  color: #f0f0f0;
  font-size: 20px;
  font-weight: bold;
  text-shadow: 2px 2px 2px #000;
  border-radius: 4px 4px 4px 0;
  background-image: linear-gradient(45deg, #333, #f0f0f0);
}

/* 
 *   You're not worthy.
 *   Don't bother applying.
 *   Seriously, don't bother.
 */

a {
  text-decoration: none;
  color: #333;
  background-color: #fff;
  padding: 10px 20px;
  border: 2px solid #000;
  border-radius: 4px 4px 4px 4px;
  text-shadow: 2px 2px 2px #000;
  background-image: linear-gradient(45deg, #fff, #f7f7f7);
}

h1 {
  margin: 20px 0;
  padding: 10px 20px;
  border: 2px solid #fff;
  background-color: #f7f7f7;
  text-align: center;
  color: #333;
  font-size: 20px;
  font-weight: bold;
  text-shadow: 2px 2px 2px #000;
  border-radius: 4px 4px 4px 4px;
  background-image: linear-gradient(45deg, #f7f7f7, #fff);
}

h2 {
  margin: 10px 0;
  padding: 10px 20px 0;
  border: 2px solid #fff;
  background-color: #333;
  text-align: center;
  color: #f0f0f0;
  font-size: 20px;
  font-weight: bold;
  text-shadow: 2px 2px 2px #000;
  border-radius: 4px 4px 4px 0;
  background-image: linear-gradient(45deg, #333, #f0f0f0);
}

h3 {
  margin: 20px 0 10px 0;
  padding: 10px 20px 0;
  border: 2px solid #fff;
  background-color: #f7f7f7;
  text-align: center;
  color: #333;
  font-size: 20px;
  font-weight: bold;
  text-shadow: 2px 2px 2px #000;
  border-radius: 4px 4px 4px 4px;
  background-image: linear-gradient(45deg, #f7f7f7, #fff);
}

h4 {
  margin: 10px 0 20px 0;
  padding: 10px 20px 0;
  border: 2px solid #fff;
  background-color: #333;
  text-align: center;
  color: #f0f0f0;
  font-size: 20px;
  font-weight: bold;
  text-shadow: 2px 2px 2px #000;
  border-radius: 4px 4px 4px 4px;
  background-image: linear-gradient(45deg, #333, #f0f0f0);
}