Prophet Sam's Monday Cure

Monday is a cruel mistress, but fear not, dear friend, for Prophet Sam's here to save the day!

His patented Monday Cure is a potent blend of:

• Extra-strength coffee
• Aggressive motivational music
• Unrelenting productivity

But be warned: side effects may include:

• Excessive yelling at coworkers
• Increased risk of spontaneous combustion
• Irreversible damage to your social life

Don't say we didn't warn you...