Rule 1: Thou Shalt Not Use Thy Wits

Any use of actual intelligence or critical thinking shall be met with swift and merciless punishment.

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Rule 2: Thou Shalt Not Use Thy Wits (Again)

We mean it. Don't even try.

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Rule 3: Thou Shalt Not Be Late to the Curse

Arrival times are strictly enforced. Don't be fashionably late, or you'll suffer the wrath of the Curse.

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Rule 4: Thou Shalt Not Whine or Complain

There's no time for whining or complaining. The Curse is not here to coddle you.

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