Curse Statistics: The Officially Unofficial Source for Ridiculous Curses

There are currently 3,147 known curses in our database.

The top 5 most frequently used curses are:

• 1. "Troll" (456 uses)
• 2. "Blessed be the gods" (234 uses)
• 3. "May the curse be with you, human" (123 uses)
• 4. "Curse you, peasant" (90 uses)
• 5. "I'll get you back, you fiend!" (45 uses)

Curse Distribution by User Type:

• Wizards (23%)
• Knights (17%)
• Trolls (12%)
• Warlocks (9%)
• Monks (5%)
• Everyone else (34%)

Curse Frequency by Location:

• The Dark Forest (23%)
• The Mountains of Madness (17%)
• The Cursed Swamp (12%)
• The Burning Plains (9%)
• The Forgotten Temple (5%)
• Everywhere else (34%)