Our Management is on the Moon

We've Abandoned Earth for a Better Work-Life Balance

We're not just a company, we're a lunar colony.

Our management team has finally achieved the perfect blend of work-life balance by relocating to the moon.

With our new lunar HQ, we can enjoy:

Lower gravity, which makes meetings feel less like a chore
No more pesky things like "traffic jams" or "weather"
And a stunning view of the Earth from a distance (just don't look too closely, it's getting a bit polluted)

Want to learn more about our lunar operations?