Cyanide Cooking: Where Flavor is a Matter of Life and Death

Warning: Our recipes may be hazardous to your health. Prolonged exposure to our cooking can lead to spontaneous combustion, spontaneous combustion of your taste buds, and spontaneous combustion of your dinner guests.

Still, we've got some great recipes to share with you! Like our infamous Banana Blast, a cocktail of cyanide and banana that'll blow your mind (and possibly kill you). Or, if you're feeling really adventurous, try our Dragon's Breath Curry, a spicy concoction that'll set your taste buds ablaze.

So, if you're ready for a culinary experience that's to die for, look no further than Cyanide Cooking!